No Sex Please, It's Christmas!
Michael Parker
Mr. Broadbent's innovative "House of the Future" has remained unsold for four years, probably because most of the innovations of the future fail to work properly. Determined to unload his white elephant, the developer has invited prospective buyers Fred and Gladys to stay in the house. He’s hired his maintenance man to be on hand behind the scenes to make running repairs as necessary and has even bribed two members of his staff to pose as a married couple renting the house. With a malfunctioning automatic vacuum/trash collector that keeps destroying everyone's clothes and almost everybody pretending to be someone they're not, this “naughty but nice” Christmas farce will have you ho-ho-ho’ing till the very end!
Main Stage
Available Pricing Options
- General Admission : $20.00 + $1.65 fee
- Military, Student, Senior : $18.00 + $1.58 fee
- Members : $17.00 + $1.54 fee
Performances
Fri Dec 01 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Sat Dec 02 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Fri Dec 08 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Sat Dec 09 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Sun Dec 10 2023 - 2:00 PM EST
Fri Dec 15 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Sat Dec 16 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Directed by Terri Thompson
The Patchwork Playhouse
140 Roosevelt Avenue
Dover, DE 19901
Main Stage
Available Pricing Options
- General Admission : $20.00 + $1.65 fee
- Military, Student, Senior : $18.00 + $1.58 fee
- Members : $17.00 + $1.54 fee
Performances
Fri Dec 01 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Sat Dec 02 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Fri Dec 08 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Sat Dec 09 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Sun Dec 10 2023 - 2:00 PM EST
Fri Dec 15 2023 - 8:00 PM EST
Sat Dec 16 2023 - 8:00 PM EST